i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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