Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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