You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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