I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
