U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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