my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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