you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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