My friends, they love my intelligence
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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