There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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