Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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