how can u be prego again
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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