i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I party with great urgency now.
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