So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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