is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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