I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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