will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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