If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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