Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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