i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
