The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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