She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
how does that bad decision feel?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
