All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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