there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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