That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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