i need an iv and a liver transplant
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
