one might say we're banned from that church
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
