you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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