you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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