so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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