Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Congratulations! We have a period
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