The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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