can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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