Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
