Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she pinky promised me she was 18
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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