We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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