My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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