Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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