first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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