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(406): View more from Montana

As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.

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(720): View more from Colorado

ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Church boner. Awkwardddd

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(907): View more from Alaska

My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.

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(585): View more from New York

If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits

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(805): View more from California

The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s

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(518): View more from New York

Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.

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