Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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