nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i out mim tonsoeep
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