just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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