at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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