He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
