alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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