arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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