I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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