you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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