Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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