If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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