I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
This house was built for laser tag.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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