just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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