Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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