She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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